Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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