so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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