another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I am midnight drunk by noon
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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