the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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