it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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