everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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