no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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