we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do vagina's smell?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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