Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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