They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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