Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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