idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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