Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So I just went to clothing optional bar
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
