KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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