Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it penis luge time yet?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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