Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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