Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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