their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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