Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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