I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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