Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration