It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.