i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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