Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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