there's paper in my vomit.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
