i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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