"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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