I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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