well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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