i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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