Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You took a bar mat shot.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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