why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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