she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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