So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I am available for nakedness
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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