fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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