just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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