Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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