Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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