what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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