Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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