they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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