I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
