That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
can u get pink eye on your cock?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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