In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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