it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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