Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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