fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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