i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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