i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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