turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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