Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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