I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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