Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize
