I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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