Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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