Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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