bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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