hell yes lets make some ravioli
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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